I'ma gonna breaka your nose!

Yes I hava the bocce ball somawhere ina the house. Ima bounce them offa the heads of the boys whena they need it.

From: Jentine Balducci
Sent: Tuesday, March 23, 2010 9:25 AM
To: Michael Balducci
Subject: dadddddddddddddd


Do you already have Bocce Ball? Or is that something I need to find?

Singing in the Choir

From: Michael Balducci
To: Jentine Balducci
Sent: Thu, February 25, 2010 7:20:52 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Here's your blog.


HI JENTINE, IT'S A HUMANGUS TRAGEDY THAT YOU'R TRYING TO PAWN OFF THAT SORRY LOOKING WINO-DRUGEE BURN OUT IN THE PHOTO AS ME. I AM A CHRISTIAN AND I SING IN THE MURMURING TABERNACLE CHOIR. WHY DON'T YOU PUT UP THE FOTO OF ME ON THE PILLGRAMAGE TO THE MURMURING TABERNAKEL WITH THE OTHER FOLKS I MET ON THE GREYHOUND? CANCEL THIS BLOG.

Mikey B, the Dancin' Hippie

Folks, I give you Michael A. Balducci, Attorney at Law:

Blogovia

SURE, I COULD WRITE A BLOG. WHAT IS THE BLOG'S ADDRESS? DO BLOGS LIVE IN BLOGOVIA? IS BLOGOVIA IN THE WINTER OLYMPICS? I THINK THEY WON A GOLD MEDAL IN CURLING-IS CURLING LIKE WHEN YOU LADIES DO YOUR HAIR?


From: Jentine Balducci
Sent: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 3:15 PM
To: Michael Balducci


I sent the ladies that I work with your wedding story. Teresa firmly believes you should write a blog:-) I told her that probably wouldn't happen, since you believe that facebook will end the world someday:-)

Layin' down the Law

alcohol IN MODERATION-if there is any stupid drinking or behavior their ass is gone. Send this to ten of your friends if you really love them. This is not a free country. This is my country. Love ya, DAD

----- Original Message -----
From: Jentine Balducci
To: balducci
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 9:39 AM
Subject: question about New York trip


dad. is this a alcohol free trip? others are saying no, I'm going straight to the source of the government.



haha love you.

Dog Flashcards

At one point, Mikey B. was inspired by Ceser Milan, the dog whisperer. You see, Faith fancies herself a guard dog. She is probably some type of herder - she'll protect those she orders around. Also, I believe her to be the canine equivalent of one Jeanette Balducci - old (97!), short, scruffy, and orders people around like she's the Queen. Back to the story. My dads house is under the helicopter line for the local hospitals. Faith protects from noises. Therefore, Faith barks at helicopters.

So my dad made these:

and -


Faith is so awesome that she must be able to read. And brilliant at puzzles, to decipher his handwriting.